dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

(via happy-healthy-always)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via happy-healthy-always)

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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

(via naturallyqueenie)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via noo-bad-days)

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: alunaes, via noo-bad-days)